George R.R. Martin abbreviates his name as such so that you’ll have no choice but to sound like a laughing pirate in the middle of referring to him
(via death-eaters)
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
(via naratriptan)
so apparently there’s a new study that says that when a woman sits on a man’s hips while he’s doing a chest press, his testosterone levels go up to about 97.9%
pussy is power
"The “American Dream” made sense in the 50’s. Now your college degree is like a high school diploma, only you’re $50k in debt. You’ll have to borrow money from your parents to buy a house with a white picket fence. And by the time you’re responsible enough to have 2.5 kids, you’ll be infertile. Look for alternatives."
- my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
